Switzerland has spoken
By Terri S. Vanech
We have a running gag in the family. Basil and I squabble over one point or another, and then look to Catherine for validation and she solemnly declares, “I am Switzerland.”
She’s a pretty smart kid.
Last night, however, she broke her silence. Basil offered her full immunity to speak freely.
It all started with a discussion about some of our irritating traits. You know, one of those, ha-ha-we’re-joking-but-we’re-also-speaking-the-truth discussions.
Basil had been complaining about a motorist who cut him off as he was trying to get on the highway. In typical fashion, he went on and on — and on — about the encounter, and then had some sharp words for the other driver.
“So this is where I get it from,” Catherine said.
We had to concede it is true, she is a lot like Basil in this regard. However, she also gets other personality markers from me, including the uncanny ability to harp on a subject, asking question after question until I get an answer. (Yes, I just politely described myself as a nag.)
We segued into Basil’s tendency to be passive-aggressive, making comments that he really intends to be requests. I was arguing there was a difference between a recent question he had asked and what he had wanted me to do when Catherine stepped in.
First, she made us both promise we wouldn’t interrupt her. Then she offered up the following, with a true teenager’s authority:
“Mom, you’re kind of slow. You don’t always get things right away.”
Her stoic delivery of this epic observation sent the three of us into gales of laughter. Basil spit out his mouthful of beer.
However, his turn came. “You expect people to automatically know what you want, and we’re not mind-readers,” she said.
No, but at least one of us is a keen observer! Must be those stellar people-watching skills I passed down.
I’m Terri S. Vanech, wife, mother, reunited adoptee, and former longtime journalist now working as a communications specialist, and Jazzercise instructor. Pushing on a Rope is my attempt to make sense of all the craziness life has to offer. Here in midlife, I’m finally learning to live out loud. I hope you’ll share the journey with me.
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She takes after her mom! 😉
LOL great one! Sometimes we get so stuck in our own ways that we don’t see what others see. It’s a real mercy when someone is willing to speak up, in a good-humoured way too 🙂 Catherine does sound like a real gem of a daughter!
Thanks! And yes, I think we’ll keep her!
Thanks again for the guest. I love the warm welcome I get on your blog!
You are always welcome here.